unhopefully: do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
cockringtoss: cockringtoss: the nEW FACEBOOK EMOJI THINGS ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING THINGS I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE??? lITERALLY WTF IS THIS I CAN SEE ITS UVULA
localnativity: there’s a special place in hell for everything satan is very organized
jill-bird: doitsuofsuburbia: has this been...
heartless: im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out
niknumber3: people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant says a lot
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: Gosh, all you do is moan.
splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
wedbesofantastical: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that someone explain this to me, I...
andrewhussiesbosom: LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE
sirdeathemizel: do you ever draw something a million times above your usual skill level and it’s just like where the fuck did that come from
ifyoucarryonthisway: you would think that after shaving your legs again and again and again all the fucking time that your leg hair would be like hey guys i get the feeling she doesnt want us around maybe we should just give it up but literally theyre always just like MAYBE THIS TIME!!!!
bluepac: justlikenoel: bluepac: what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key
That awkward moment when there's a gay couple in...
findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
bigsweaty: livvefast: bigsweaty: metalled: NEEEHHHHHHHHH HRRRRRRRRRRR Heh heh. heh
hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks.
flanoirbunny: you can ship two people of the same gender as a platonic “brotp” without being homophobic (ﾉ ◕ヮ ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ you can ship two people of the same gender romantically/sexually without being a queer fetishizer ✧・ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ ◕ヽ) you can ship two people of the same gender both platonically and romantically and oh my god stop automatically assuming someone’s ship choices are motivated by...
hiddledbythebatch: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
carcat: forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
calumnw: ok but people do realise that post/ask limits serve a function right they arent just there to ruin your fun they arent just there for the hell of it theyre not things for tumblr to fix i mean tumblr can make bullshit design choices but. despite being an annoyance post/ask limits are not useless. they have a function
naamahdarling: kwisten: fibromyalgiaproblems: “But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!” I’m not “letting” my illness stop me it just plain IS stopping me it’s an ILLNESS it makes me ILL that’s what it DOES. Everyone needs to read this. Seriously. People seriously do not fucking understand the concept of “SICK AND WILL NOT GET BETTER,” or “NO, ACTUALLY, THERE’S SHIT I CAN’T FUCKING...
ephemeralvibes: i’m really tired of freaking out over money and school and stuff and i’m tired of being sad and i’m tired of looking and feeling like a little girl and sometimes i just wish a car would hit me on the way home so i don’t have to deal with anything anymore
When you meet someone equally as weird as you